If I used Twitter…

Here’s 10 things I would have tweeted recently (in 140 characters or less)

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Ten months of cultural immersion concludes top development goal for Rajasthan is more shikanji. #UNDPmilleniumgoals #lemonade

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Just massaged camel manure into sand. What have you done for environment recently? #gross #curiouslyenjoyable

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Tik hei. Tik hei, bilkul, bilkul, bilkul sayey, ha bilkul. Tik hei, bilkul sayey. Sayey. Tik. Tiiik hei, tiik hei, ha, tik hei, tiiik hei. #indianphoneconversations

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Those times I blamed kids for breaking hearing aid? Turns out was excessive sweat from head. #oops #probablyshouldnthitthem #disgusting

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RT @Nokia You WON! Now, That’s some high-flying solitaire! #feelgood #grassrootvices

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If I had a dime every time I flinched because I thought an insect was crawling on me. #actuallysweatdrops #girlscreams #fasttrackmillionaire

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I can always rely on Facebook friends to keep me up to date with important global news. #cutecatvideos #ladygagavideos #palinscrewups #hangovers

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I can always rely on Facebook friends to keep me up to date with latest Middle Eastern rebellion. #selfcenteredtouristsolidarity

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There is an extreme weather event approaching, it’d be cool to film this. #whatnottodoinathunderstorm #sandlash #famouslastwords

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Kush thought large reddish bruise on forehead was bindi from temple. Called me handsome. #steelconstructionwirecollisions #summerfashion #slut

I do actually use Twitter occassionally, you can follow me here: http://www.twitter.com/simonmcnorton.

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2 Responses to If I used Twitter…

  1. Kailey says:

    Kick -the -tires -and -light -the -fires, -problem -ofafliilcy -solved!

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    Your’s -is -the -intelligent -approach -to -this -issue.

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